In a showcase on the elevated floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground is housed a electric pink ensemble performed in by the entertainer. The performance in front of a hundred thousand fans was seen as a major hit.
You might not like the performer. You might think he is the greatest gift to music known to man. Or you could adopt a reasonable stance, acknowledging that some songs are belting while others are poor.
The key argument is that amusement can manifest in countless ways. Preferences differ. There is not a single method to create music or even the longest format.
The Incomparable Variety of The Long Game
The traditional format boasts incomparable variety. It is hard to think of another sport where the playing is so dictated by the environment.
The elements, the hour of play, the ball – the list is endless. Crucially is the wicket.
If the long game is art, the pitch is the canvas on which the players craft their legacy.
An Abstract Contest: The Fourth Test
The fourth Ashes Test between the two sides was an abstract version of cricket, the established format dismantled and reassembled in an unusual manner.
This is not a justification of the pitch which yielded a victory and the another short match of the Ashes battle.
Leaving excessive grass on the pitch, leading to a cascade of wickets tumbling in less than a brief period, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
A Varied History: The Core of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be marked with an asterisk as illegitimate, is mistaken.
Test cricket is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and ongoing. On occasion, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the fast men. In contrast, it spins sharply on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it bounces unevenly.
The close matches are even more exciting due to the time devoted during quieter periods.
Adjustment: The Core Skill
Specific conditions are tolerated more readily than others.
The argument in during the match was that the contest was weighted unfairly towards the bowlers. That the best players were prevented from showcasing their talents.
This level of cricket is about problem solving – reading the conditions and adjusting effectively. The two highest individual contributions were made by recognized stars. One line-up was less disciplined than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Attempt to convince the fans who have suffered 18 winless matches that this wasn't compelling.
In a corner of the ground, countless fans celebrated and chanted, producing a party atmosphere in a heartland of sport.
There was optimism as the fielding side surged, momentum when the top order responded, and rapturous celebration when the result was achieved.
Contrasting Examples: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The MCG has previous experience with pitch problems. In the past, a game there featured a strip with all the life of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That contest was a slog, with minimal action and endless boredom. The two-day game and that drawn affair are diametrically opposed points of the scale – both are not the standard, yet historical weight can be found in both.
Four Tests into the current series, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the collective consciousness.
"This isn't the demise of Test cricket at all," said a veteran. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these short time have been treated to some genuine drama. A unique show."
Small Victories: Building for the Future
In the build-up to this match, the captain talked like a man carrying the heavy burden on his back.
The squad responded for him, reinstating the positive demeanor to his countenance.
Different players performed with crucial roles. These are small positives, hardly enough to secure long-term futures, but a starting point to use as a platform.
At the very least, this MCG win takes its place among other notable performances in meaningless games.
As the fans slipped away into a beautiful night, the team assembled on the field to start their own enjoyment.
Savour the moment, boys. You've earned this one.